It’s called the Arcwave Ion, and according to its creators, it’s gonna bring about a new age of ‘male masturbation’. We’re not sure blokes really need a hand with that.
From our experience, they’ve got it covered all by their lonesome,
The Arcwave Ion will supposedly help men have a ‘female orgasm’. Apparently, it stimulates the frenulum – the bit of skin between the shaft and the foreskin – as it contains the same receptors as the clitoris.
Apparently, a hundred blokes have all had a crack at this thing and seventy per cent of them said it made their orgasm more intense.
Considering much of the world is still working from home, we reckon this could be the kind of thing that sees productivity dwindle.
While Steve in accounting is supposed to be counting beans, he’ll be flicking imaginary ones instead.
The CTO of Wow Tech – Arcwave’s owners – reckons, “The launch of the Arcwave brand represents not only a new age of male masturbation but a more modern, future-oriented masculinity that enables men to rediscover their bodies and explore how they experience sexual pleasure.”
Of course, one part of the instructions that has leaked online is raising a few eyebrows. It says, “You apply water-based lube to the Ion and the penis, before sliding it inside.”
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