You can now charge your phone by masturbating

You know what people love? The internet, devices that allow them to use the internet, and wanking.

So we all knew that eventually, one day, someone would come up with a device that would charge your devices through masturbating. And indeed someone has. Pornhub, to be specific, who have just unveiled the Wankband.

Yep. The Wankband is a fancy bracelet to wear when you jerk off. The up/down motion creates kinetic energy, which can be used to charge mobile phones. Because hey, if you're going to take time out of your busy schedule to wank for half an hour, why not make it practical?

Thankfully, Pornhub have clarified that their take on wearable tech isn't just for guys - women can definitely use the Wankband for masturbation-powered energy, too. It functions off motion, so as long as the wearer is enthusiastic, you'll end up with charge.

They have some pretty deep reasoning for why they decided to bring the Wankband into the world, too, because it's not all about coming up with excuses to wank.

"Every day, millions of hours of adult content are consumed online," they say, "wasting energy in the process and hurting the environment. At Pornhub we decided to do something about it. Introducing The Wankband: The first wearable tech that allows you to love the planet by loving yourself." Aww.

The Wankband is sadly still in the early testing stages, so you can't pick it up as an amazing birthday present for everyone in your life yet. While you wait for it to arrive for public purchase, though, do enjoy this informative video about the power of masturbation.